Virgin Media called me to try and flog a pay as you go sim card…
I feel really heartbroken that a woman who once splurged on facebook that her husband has left her because he took acid and had a bad trip and now believed she was now out to get him has unfriended me. She has a cool dog though. Once time I took it to Lidl and pretended I was blind because I couldnt be bothered tying it up outside the shop. But thats another story.
My cat got run over… it was ok though cause that cat is harder than a coffin nail, it cost me a fuck ton to get him fixed though which was pretty gay (no homo).
I made this indiegogo page and no-one gave a fuck, bunch of twats. I heard the best way to get people to donate is to build rapport and force them to empathise. That’s why I used gizoogle translate, so I could communicate more effectively with the proletariat.
I’d like to take a few minutes to walk YOU our fans through the changes you’ve no doubt noticed. We decided to update our design with a fresh new look to revitalise our brand and push things forward.
The new look is based roughly on the “twenty fourteen” theme available as the default in WordPress, it has been modified heavily to suit our needs.
First of all, it has our cool, funky, fresh nuclear warning logo plastered obnoxiously across the top in the header.
Being media types from media backgrounds, we especially understand the importance of BRAND IDENTITY. This is why the logo repeats itself. Remember if you want to make it far in business, in business, in business, you need to remember if you want to make it far in business you need to remember the three Rs: Repetitions, Reptiles, and Rapes.
Next of all, its RESPONSIVE, which also begins with R, and is important these days, because everyone is pretty much viewing your website on an ipod like this:
So it responds to the TILT of your device. This is a PRO feature of wordpress which we paid serious $$$ for. You can’t just get this shit anywhere and expect it to be as good as ours.
Yeah so anyway, we basically fucking smash the fuck out of the creative digital web-o-sphere-grlobe. If you’d like to see more of our award winning design work check out these sites:
I found a small film crew looking for people to join it in the Manchester area. I asked to apply, and after some emails found their youtube channel. So I may or may not be making such classics as this….
Here’s to another ten years of this shitty website
Finally gotten around to decorating my secret santa gift for the somethingawful secret santa. Here’s one of the sides of the box.
The funny part is that they all don’t know who to high five with, not the girl in the background’s mouth you sicko.
I have a folder on my hard drive named ‘rightclicksaveas’, it’s the best folder pretty much.
I’m telling you in 2060 you won’t be able to walk down the street without witnessing someone fucking a car or something.